"NAPPA NEWS" For Pigs Only: Therapy You Can Trust!"
with Dr. Clover la Oink, Pig Headed Diplomate
If you would like to unload your problems with a talented and experienced
Therapist, I'm your pig. Self-trained in the traditional "pig on sofa"
relaxation techniques, you will enjoy an atmosphere of comfort during your
private therapy session, allowing you the complete freedom to share your
innermost, agonizing or limiting emotions usually brought on by the humans
you live with. For those odd occasions when a human isn't responsible for
your woes, I'll consult with the experts, if need be, and still bring you
advice on how to get yourself back into tip top shape. No problem is too big
or too small!